Mood: Angry ]
Currently: Listening to Ada - Garam Masala ]Hey there,
How's it going? Well, my semester has been over and, to be honest, i'm currently wasting my Christmas Break. Tried to find a job for a month or so but couldn't find one with a decent pay. Oh well...so, here i am doing absolutely nothing the entire day but watching movies and hanging out with my family. Fun stuff!?
Well, i just watched Neal 'N' Nikki and thought i should orate my opinions to the Ugludians. 
Neal 'N' Nikki absolutely sucked! I can write a book as to how much this movie was out of place and shouldn’t even have been released because of the hackneyed plot and superfluous vulgarity. This has to be one of the most vulgar movies released in Bollywood along with Kya Kool Hain Him and Masti. It was understandable in the case of KKHH and Masti as audience has to expect that notion, but it’s totally different perspective in Yash Raj Films. It was an absolute disappointment as Yash Raj Films are rather famous for their spectacular plot and story line. This is the first movie I abhorred so much from the Yash Raj Production. Seriously, who walks around in bra (well, shirt’s buttons were opened and seemed like she wasn’t even wearing one) in the city through busy streets? I may understand if it was a beach setting or something but seriously...how ludicrous they want it to be? Though, I have to admit that Tanisha Mukherjee looked a lot hotter than the pictures that I had seen of her. Maybe it was because of all that exposure, but hey after watching the movie, I was coerced enough look for her forthcoming movies and latest wallpapers/images. Maybe that’s the catch. 
Basically, Tanisha acted as a slut, who has no care for her future and firmly believes in Carpe Diem. Of course, the consumption of alcohol and cigarettes and use of curse words (english) in Hindi movies is on all-time high increase. What a shame! If you want to see hot blonde chicks, lots of non-stop cleavages, non-funny stupid dialogues and basically bunch of crap put together, then STOP reading this post and run towards your nearest theater now! That's not to say i don't like watching those in movies, but not in Indian movies at the least...it just doesn't fell right, you know. With that being said, i would be reiterating when pointing out that this is not the kind of movie you would want to watch with your parents, unless you’re in mood for few lectures on how Bollywood is emerging on the same path as Hollywood and new-age directors don’t have any decency left.
List of other movies, as usual:
The Aviator: Awesome movie...a must-watch if you get time!
2 Fast 2 Furious: I was bored, so i had to watch it for like 25th time for the sake of refreshment...this movie rocks!
Spider-Man II - Same comment as above!
Boyz N Da Hood - Another representation of African-American people living on low-life budget in a ghetto neighborhood and yet another spectacular, motivational movie!
Shaadi No. 1 - Wasn't good, but i don't expect much from Hindi movies now a days anyways.
The Cinderella Man: Oh man, this is one fabolous movie! Very inspirational...a must-watch also.
Brothers' Grimm: Okay, good for time pass...some funny parts.
Leon - The Professional: Pretty good movie...worth a watch!
Tombstone: Pretty good Western action movie...worth a watch!
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle: Okay, only few funny parts..i expected it to be funnier, but oh well!
Where's the Party, Yaar?: Nice effort, worth a watch for sure...especially for people overseas.
Dumb and Dumber: Old movie but extremely hilarious! Had seen it before...definitely recommended.
The Mummy: Awesome movie...just about as good as its sequel "The Mummy Returns"...a must watch!
Sum of All Fears: Watched it for the third time, good movie...worth a watch for sure.
Zathura: Seemed a lot like Jumanji and also it sucked. I would recommend watching Jumanji instead of this.
Malibu's Most Wanted: Wow! I didn't expect much from this movie, but it turned out to be very good. Few funny parts and loved the actor's acting!
Neal 'N' Nikki: Did you miss out on my ranting earlier? 
Dukes of Hazzard - Unrated: I know i said this was a horrible movie and now you're thinking "Then, why again, Abhinav?" Well, this is what happened: My friend received the Unrated version of DoH for Christmas (Yeah, it was pretty early Christmas gift) and so he was excited to see Jessica Simpson nude, albeit i told him that it would be just some random college chicks naked. Of course, he didn't believe me, thus in order to disprove him, i had to watch it again! And guess what? I was right! It was just some random naked sorority girls...it was kinda worth it though. 
I'm sure some movies are missing from the list, but this is enough for this entry.
On an ending note, enjoy this quote from "Family Guy":
LaDonne: Hi, gorgeous man!
Stewie Griffin: Oh, you...Must I lock up your tongue with the rest of the silver?
LaDonne: Stewie, this is Jeremy!
Jeremy: Hey, little man!
[pats him on the head]
Jeremy: So you're the guy who's been trying to steal my girlfriend!
Stewie Griffin: Wha- you- Girlfriend? Oh, what kind of sick, twisted game are you playing at?
LaDonne: Stewie sounds a little cranky. I'll put him to bed.
[picks him up]
Stewie Griffin [Takes Jeremy's hat as he's carried away]: Ha! I've got your hat! Take that, Hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hacky-sack tournee! I'm not going to lie down for some frat-boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal bandits and his Abercrombie & Fitch long-sleeved, open-stitch, crew-neck Henley smoking his sticky-buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded "Simpsons" episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow." Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is *exactly* the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at one in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder!
Gets me every time!
Well folks, due to the lack of productivity during this Christmas Break, i shall be posting more often. I hope y'all are looking forward to it! Leave some comments...
- Abhinav
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